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10 Reasons to Date an EMT

..10) We are used to staying up all night.

..09) we are great with multiple partners.

..08) We are experts in Mouth to Mouth.

..07) we are the quickest in rapid clothing removal.

..06) We arrive with our own multi-positional bed.

..05) We'd shock the socks off you.

..04) We always come when we are called.

..03) We are prepared for any rhythm.

..02) We are already familiar with Latex.

..01) We are available Anytime, Anywhere, Anyway you need us!!.

Life of an EMT/Cop/Firefighter

It may take you two minutes to read this, but if you do not take the time to read this you are one of the people this post is talking about.

You stay up for 16 hours.

he's been up for 48 straight.
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You take a warm shower to help you wake up.

The rain in the middle of the interstate keeps him awake.
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You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.

he's chilled to the bone, hasnt eaten all day, has the flu, an… Continue

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the station,
All was quiet except for our snoring Dalmatian.
Our boots had been placed by the bunksides with care,
In hopes that the shift change would finally be here.
The lights were turned down and the TV was off,
The rigs had been washed and the floors had been mopped.
Firemen and Medics lie nestled in bed,
While visions of homelife danced through their heads.
When out of the darkness, arose ringing and light,
The Plectron brought tidings of… Continue

You might be a Medic if......
1. You find humor in other people's stupidity...
2. You believe that 90% of people are a poor excuse for protoplasm...
3. Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you...
4. Your idea of fine dining is anywhere you can sit down to eat...
5. You get an almost irresistible urge to stand and wolf your food even in the nicest restaurants...
6. You plan your dinner break while lavaging an overdose patient...
7. Your diet consists of food that… Continue

AMBULANCE DRIVERS
Body: ***DISCLAIMER: The following message was posted by a man who had the balls to put into writing what the entire E.M.S. world has wanted to say for years.

Thank you Ron for spelling it out for the world!***

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For those of you who work in EMS or have anything to do with EMS, you are going to appreciate this. For those of you who call EMT's and Paramedics 'AMBULANCE DRIVERS' please read this careful… Continue